Database Administrators,
Why not amuse and insult your developers at the same time by setting up the following situation:
explain plan for select * from dual; explain plan succeeded. select * from table(dbms_xplan.display); PLAN_TABLE_OUTPUT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plan hash value: 272002086 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Id | Operation | Name | Rows | Bytes | Cost (%CPU)| Time | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 0 | SELECT STATEMENT | | 1 | 2 | 2 (0)| 00:00:01 | | 1 | TABLE ACCESS FULL| DUAL | 1 | 2 | 2 (0)| 00:00:01 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8 rows selected select * from dbms_xplan.display; PLAN_TABLE_OUTPUT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- forgot TABLE() again you idiot 1 rows selected
I’m sure that readers will be able to work out just how this miracle of modern science comes about.