My plans to attend UKOUG in November, and maybe even submit a paper, have been thoroughly sunk. Following the collapse of our plans to get posted to Eastern Europe, the wife is scheduled for a deployment to Sicily from October to December and I'll be playing the part of Mr. Mom to our herd of offspring for three months.
Speaking of which, what's the collective noun for small boys? A wrestle of boys? A destruction? A puddle? Any of those would seem to fit.